I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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