i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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