dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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