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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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