I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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