It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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