I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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