You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
