i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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