Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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