dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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