watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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