I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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