I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Life is so much better after having sex.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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