The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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