Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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