I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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