when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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