Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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