i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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