I CAN MOONWALK!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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