doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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