would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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