So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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