The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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