Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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