no. you can't hotbox the world.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
ttyl tear gas
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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