"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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