When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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