worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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