i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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