it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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