i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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