I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
