Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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