what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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