Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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So squirting runs in the family.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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