I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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