At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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