My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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