So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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