is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
