i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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