dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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