What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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