so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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