try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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