There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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