Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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