So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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