8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
NoShamevember. You game?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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