is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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