yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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