We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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