how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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