Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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