sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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